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Pizza and the Art of Om Noming

  • The dough

    The dough
    Whilst folding yeast, flour, water, and a pinch of salt the doughest of doughs was created
  • Rise of Yeast

    Rise of Yeast
    Placed in a bowl in whilst covered by a towel, the yeast RISETH!
  • The Yeast Goes East! and North, South, and West

    The Yeast Goes East! and North, South, and West
    Removing the dough from the bowl, the yeast traveled forth across the aluminum plains spread across and evenly dispersed its contents
  • Eternal Fire

    Eternal Fire
    The steel beast of the heat was programmed to a fine temperature of 350 degrees and the once existent dough creation was plunged into the fiery depths of the eternal heat casket.
  • The Fall of of the Yeast

    The Fall of of the Yeast
    Once the yeast have setteth (not a word) a mighty fist was plunged into the centre of the dough henceforth dropping the the might dough into a heap of nothingness
  • The Sky is Falling!

    The Sky is Falling!
    Toppings of every shape and size fell from the heavens covering the land of the dough that was bestowed upon the pan. It was done. The toppings have cometh and the toppings have taketh.
  • The Om of the Noming

    It was done. The task complete. No memory of space and time existed. All that remained was a pan full of deliciousness. The great feast of our time occurred.