The Rise of the Fraternazi

By Diamnd

  • Nazi rises from the fraternities

    His brazis emerged
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    Increase in NSDAP participation

    Lots of farmers, business owners, and middle-class peeps with that weren't properly represented

  • hitler to attend nazi meeting

    He was a spy for his own frat, tryna be a bro to the other bros that really weren't his bros.

  • Fight fight of political parties

    Fighting to get elected, kinda like Trump and Hilary and Bernie

  • hitler is leader

    He became the lead of his own frat, officially calling it the "Frazi Party"

  • hitler was release

    release for taking over brovernment

  • The Great Depression increased fricken Nazi parties

    The Weimar government was like "darn it we should've taken precautions to prevent this" bc now the radicals are taking over

  • The best dealios among the chancellors

    Kurt von Schleicher was offered the opportunity to be chancellor but Hitler was like "Nein bro I have to be chancellor because I am mighty and great" so the president, Paul von Hindenburg, gave Adolf chance to be chancellor and Hitler was like "ye bro" and everyone was like "dude I did nazi this coming"

  • Literally all of 1933 was dedicated to Concentration Camps

    Hitler was like "LET THERE BE CONCENTRATION CAMPS" and ppl were like "sure okay" bc they thought it was for people rebelling against the Nazis but then Hitler was like "sike"

  • Reichstag Fire

    Basically people were like "yo bro we gotta do something about this Hitler dude becoming chancellor" so they put flammable objects around the Germans' parliament building and set it on fire. But Hitler was like "holy crap this can make me even more powerful" so he took control and the Nazis were given more power to expand legal limits since Articles 114, 115, 117, 118, 123, 124, and 153 of the Constitution were suspended for the time being.

  • The birth of the Enabling Act

    Nazis made this dank thing (for them) called the Enabling Act and basically it said "Oh dang man Nazism is great Hitler is great so we should give him some dank powers over Germany and bypass the Constitution and it doesn't matter what's in his way he's got the power to do anything bro just go with it."

  • Political Affairs!!!!! *gasp*

    So get this: The National Socialist German Workers' Party was like "Ay dudes if y'all tryna go against /us/ we gonna box bc clearly we are the only political party in Germany and if you say anything otherwise we gonna be pissed and you gonna die."

  • KILL ALL DA STORMTROOPERS BRO

    The German Army was chill with Hitler just killing leaders of uncontrollable SA no big deal

  • RIP President Hindenburg

    SO then Hitler became leader of Germany even tho ppl were like "whoa wtf bro don't do that" he was like "watch me" and then he became President of Germany and ppl had to call him the "furher" and in "The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak every German thought he was a good dude but really Hitler was a donkey butt
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    Rearmament

    THE DRAFT WAS BROUGHT BACK DANG IT ADOLF

  • Hitler got turnt with his frazis

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    Anschluss

    Basically Austria had its own Nazi party and Austrian chancellor was like "we need independence" and then Hitler came into their fraternity and went "ok bro, but listen. Give the power to the Nazis and we'll be chill. Otherwise I'm running your town." and then the Chancellor went "Oh hell no bro" and then went to Britain and France for help but they didn't help at all so then the Chancellor of Austria resigned and then Hitler thinking "K whatever more for me" and conjoined Germany and Austria

  • 4 yr plan bro

    Basically Hitler was like "Ok listen up losers I made this thing where we're gonna prepare our army for war and you're all invited even if I don't like you" and then he did the thing

  • Rhineland incident

    The Rhineland is like forbidden territory to Germany, yanno? Like there's literally a treaty that says "Bro, Germany, don't go on the fricken Rhineland you fricken fricks" and Germany's supposed to be like "bro yes bro" but Hitler was like "bro yes nO SIKE" and sent in German troops and Britain and France were just chillin on the sidelines watching everything go down like tf

  • NEW FOREIGN POLICY DUDES

    Hitler spoke to the people and went "Ok bros, we gotta straighten ourselves out yo. We need to be reliant on ourselves and not anyone else and the only way to do this is to expand our land. C'mon bros who's with me?" and everyone was with him

  • Chamberlain more like Chambrolain

    Hitler brought up these ideas and Chambrolain was like "hmmm I ain't sure" but then Hitler was like "bro, you gotta be sure" and then Chambrolain goes "bro, you're right."

  • Chambrolain and Bronito Mussolini, and Edouard Dudedier

    Before, Hitler was like "Give me the Sudeten region for my men or else" and the other forternities met up and discussed bro Hitler and decided that it'd be chill if Hitler went into Sudeten but if he lays a finger Czechbroslovakia there will be brawls. Chambrolain told his Brit frat bros that the Munich agreement had secured "peace for our time" which was highkey a lie to all of his bros which goes against the brode of law and then Hitler's frat went into Sudeten two days after.

  • Holy moly look at our army

    9,000 soldiers, 8,000 aircrafts, and 95 warships yo