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Reasons for the War
On this date ten years ago, "terrorists" hijacked airplanes and crashed them into the WTC, which somehow fell down and killed 2000 people in its wake. There is much controversy surrounding this, with most believeing that the U.S. government did it, since George W. Bush continued to read to little kids when he was notified of this. I think this is a mix of divine retribution for supporting fag marriages and abortion and the work of the government. -
Opposition
Throughout 2003, some 6 million crypto-hippies and civilians protested the war, but it was too late. The U.S. invaded and "freed" Iraq and Afghanistan. -
Operation Iraqi "Freedom" Commences
Evil demon-possesed George Bush orders his fag troops to invade and "free" Iraq through looting, mass murder, gang rape, and crazed bombing and shelling of innocent people's houses. No wonder Iraq is now in a sad state of destitution. -
Fail Operation OVER!
Forty-three terror-filled days and 70,000 dead boobs later, THE SO-CALLED WAR FINALLY ENDS!!! But the US forces stay to "help" the populace whilst terrorizing them out of their homes and lives. -
Carnage has JUST begun
Good job! The war has ended! Give yourself a pat on the back, a hug, and some tea! Just kidding! The carnage has just begun! Expect suicide bombings, mass murder, rape, and illegal immigration from Iraq. Then you'll see what an "accomplishment" we made. -
Negative Karma
The U.S. now has accumulated the most negative karma in the world for murder and consumerism. Cursed UK, led by Mr Brown, is next, as followed by Afghan, Irakk, the rest of Middle East countries (Israel and Palestine included) and Mexico. -
Bush GOES OUT!!! :D
Finally, fag Bush goes out of office and is replaced by Barack! Now, we just have to wait five more years and a few more trillion dollars for the dang wars to completely end. -
Death of Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden, "mastermind" of all this terror and laden with hate for Americans and the Occident in general, is killed right at his own home, hidden in a remote city in Pakistan. Americans "celebrated" this, but it's NOT over yet. -
"War" is OVER! FINALLY!
The war was declared over on this date and all the soldiers went home to their mommies, but insurgencies continue and Iraq suffers from the consequences. There was an estimated total of 1,445,590 Iraqi civilian deaths from the war, but the US gov't didn't really care. THANK BUDDHA FOR THIS! -
Supposed End
On this date, God will throw a meteorite at America for supporting murderous fags and hating their enemies. All that will be left is a cross and a giant hole 100000000000000 meters x 100000000000000000 meters located in the heart of this modern Sodom and Gomorrah. REPENT NOW AND BE SAVED! -
Afghan War OVER!
This is when all the soldiers will go home and be "congratulated" for wiping out the "terrorists" like the A-bomb wiped out Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or perhaps how pesticides and antibiotics (go, Rachael Carson!) wiped out pests and bacteria (or did they?).
