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Chuck Norris Facts

  • 1964

    1964
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
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  • 1965

    1965
    We find out that Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  • 1970

    1970
    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
  • 1973

    1973
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
  • 1976

    1976
    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
  • 1980

    1980
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.