The Unequivocal Life of the Pulchritudinous and Grandiloquent Jeffrey Ormsby

Timeline created by obamahater
  • The Magnificent Jeffrey was born. (not his picture)

  • The humble Jeffrey became vituperative as Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States.

    The humble Jeffrey became vituperative as Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States.
  • The valiant Jeffrey met a teacher of flabbergasting educational skill, Ms. Self.

    The valiant Jeffrey met a teacher of flabbergasting educational skill, Ms. Self.
  • This assignment is due.

  • The Glorious Jeffrey becomes Convival as he celebrates the Egression of Barack Hussein Obama, the Annointed Messiah, from the office of President of the United States of America.

  • The Stalwart Jeffrey is captured by Kim Jong Il after accidentally crossing the North Korean border.

  • The Compunctious Jeffrey is sentenced to 30 years of hard labor.