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Meeting
Artemis calls his fairy friends, Captain Holly Short, Commander Vinyaya and a very intelligent techical centaur, Foaly. This meeting is to discuss Artemis' plan to stop global warming. -
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Chapter 1
(Please ignore the date, it has nothing to do with this)
Chapter 1 of the book -
Disease
Holly notices that Artemis is acting strange, always using 5 (e.g. five words) and avoiding 4. She and Foaly share the same thoughts: Artemis is suffering from a disease like OCD, Atlantis Complex. -
U.F.O
Artemis' radar detects a gigantic space probe designed by Foaly originally made to probe Mars. While it is heading towards the Earth, Foaly first denies that it is there (as it has cloaking devices) but after a more detailed scan he admits that it actually is heading towards Earth. -
Paranoia
While the probe touches down, Artemis starts to feel the first effects of his disease, paranoia. He accuses Foaly and also Holly of being the ones to touch down this probe, and then he thinks that his mind is playing tricks on him the the probe is not real.
Soon everyone is knocked out and the last thing Holly sees is some mysterious black figures coming out of the probe. -
Wrestling
Artemis has a very powerful bodyguard named Butler (his real name is Domovoi, but that is a secret). Artemis gets a text for Butler from Juliet, saying that she is in trouble. Butler very quickly arrives in Cancun, where he discovers that she and her opponent are really just faking the fight. -
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Chapter 2
Chapter 2 -
Hypnosis
A mysterious fairy appears on all the screens, using the magical power of the mesmer to mesmerize (hypnotize) all the fans and Juliet. Soon they all begin to attack Butler. Juliet was mind-wiped of her knowledge of the fairies' existence, but the mesmer lets her start to recall her events. -
Amorphobots
Holly wakes up to Foaly calling her, and soon her magic fully repairs her broken body. The black figures, called amorphobots, are capable of tracking down life and capturing them. They can also turn into a blob and merge with other bots (amorphous). Soon, Holly and Foaly are being chased by amorphobots but narrowly escape turning into smoke. -
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Chapter 3
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Orion Fowl
Holly manages to get "Artemis" awake, but she soon discovers that Artemis is now going through stage 2 of the Atlantis Complex, alternate personality. Artemis wakes up, but as his alter ego Orion. Orion does not know much about the real world, as every story that Artemis has ever heard is just as real as facts. -
What happened?
Juliet's recall of the Fairy People soon destroys the mesmer's hold on her body and gives her back all of her memories. She and her brother destroy the screen which the fairy had been projecting his mesmer resulting in many people with strange memories. -
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Chapter 4
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Turnball
Turnball Root, who had been arrested by Julius Root, late leader of the LEP (Lower Elements Police) and Holly Short is now in prison. He is working out a mysterious plan to escape, and he had mysteriously enslaved his prison "guard," who is now helping him. -
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Chapter 6
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The Probe
Holly, Foaly and Orion track down a probe, headed for an unknown location. Holly goes down to try to locate the probe (much to Orion's disapproval) and ends up making everyone think that she was dead. Soon, though, she comes back up in a smaller probe and picks them up and goes to locate the real probe. -
Trapped
Artemis is trapped in his own head. He tries to escape, but cannot, as some kind of fours block him from going out. This is caused by his delusion which hates 4 and loves 5. -
"How do I love thee?"
While Holly is driving a gigantic 20 year old probe, Orion continues to spout romantic nonsense such as the title, "How do I love thee?" This almost causes the passengers and Holly to crash. -
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Chapter 7
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Search
Holly, Orion and Foaly search for the probe, which is invisible but is being tracked by its bubbles (due to the fact that it is underwater). Foaly soon discovers that the probe is heading directly towards the underwater fairy city, Atlantis. Then, to add to the dread, the probe's oxygen supply runs low. Holly must knock out Orion and Foaly so that she has enough oxygen to get to the surface. -
Atlantis in Danger
Holly sends a message warning the LEP (Lower Elements Police) about the probe heading towards Atlantis. Soon, she collapses along with Foaly and Orion. -
Vishby
Vishby, Turnball's prison "guard" had actually been hypnotized by Turnball long ago. Now, Vishby is more like an accomplice to Turnball and he does whatever he says. -
Reunion
Turnball and Vishby gather all of their old and equally evil collegues and initiate the first phase of their prison escape. -
Escape
Turnball and his colleagues escape from the prison by simply walking into an amorphobot, which is semi-solid. -
The Return of Artemis
Holly shoots Orion again, once again trapping him in Artemis' mind and releasing Artemis. -
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Chapter 8
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Another Reunion
Mulch Diggums, a dwarf with a very big mouth capable of chewing a tunnel, Juliet Butler and Domovoi Butler join Holly, Artemis and Foaly in the probe. -
Giant Squid
Artemis and the rest of the passengers on the probe have a brief conversation and then Artemis dives straight into the sea. He soon encounters a giant squid, which begins to attack. -
Leonor
Turnball reveals that he has a wife, who he had not seen for a very long time. This is his main source of guilt. When he finally arrives to see Leonor, his wife, he discovers that the only thing keeping Leonor alive was her longing to see Turnball one final time. He steers Leonor towards a probe, promising falsely to her that he would give her the secret to eternal life and let her fly wherever she wanted (as was her lifelong wish). -
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Chapter 9
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Attack
The giant squid attacks Artemis, revealing its intelligence; for example being able to manipulate tools. Holly rescues him, tugging him back inside the probe and successfully escaping from the giant squid. -
Amorpho-Capture
The group are captured by Turnball's amorphobots and are brought to Turnball himself. He burns a rune in Holly's neck, enslaving her. -
More Runes
Artemis has a rune burned into his hand, and soon joins Holly as they head towards a powerful warlock named NO1 with the goal of getting him to restore Leonor's youth. The rest of the group escape the amorphobots. -
Orion Returns
As Holly and "Artemis" are walking down the hall, "Artemis" suddenly jabs Turnball in the gut, winding him. He is revealed to be Orion. Soon, as the room they are all in are rigged to explode, Turnball accepts that he is unable to "win" and pilots the exploding room bravely with his wife Leonor to the Atlantic Trench, where it explodes. Holly and the Butlers are unconcious. -
Cured
Holly and Artemis are cured from the hold of the runes, and they are in a hospital. Butler makes a call to Artemis' mother, telling her about his disease. She soon packs her bags and calls the fairies to tell them to pick her up. -
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Epilogue