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I woke up
I opened my eyes. -
I took a shower
With water.
For half an hour. I'm definitely not a water saver. -
I did my hair
With hairspray. It took half an hour. -
I ate breakfast
It was cereal. It actually tasted pretty bad.
Talk about a let down. -
I brushed my teeth
With my toothbrush -
I went to school
Worst day of my life. -
I went home
There was a god.
